February 2012
16 posts
January 2012
42 posts
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
Soooo I’m just gonna let it all out…… And need some advice….. I’m texting this guy quite a bit and I am really starting to fall for him, too. He calls me his baby and if he’s somewhere where I’m not he always says he wishes I was there. He has a reputation for getting at a quite a bit of girls so I talked to him and he admits that he does, too, but not...
